Every time I encounter some lefty-type preaching their sanctimonious drivel, I compliment them on some article of clothing they happen to be wearing. They are always completely oblivious to the irony.
Better yet, tell them how much you like their Volvo. Or their Subaru. Or even their Prius. They'll eat it up.
What? You got a new Tesla? It's lovely!
Yes comrades, you too, benefit from capitalism. Otherwise, you'd be driving a Lada-like contraption with faulty brakes and dressing like a North Korean.
Now I'm sure the good folks at North Face are not socialists. Rather, no doubt, they consider themselves to be responsible capitalists. Right? The problem is they are complete hypocrites. As are almost all left-of-center types.
What? You don't like three-dollar-a-gallon gasoline? Well, you voted for it.